Mike Rhoads

On of the greatest photographs are ever taken.

Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:16:51 -0500

On of the greatest photographs are ever taken.

Video

Tue, 17 Jan 2012 15:13:41 -0500

“This is from Mathilda.”

Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:38:29 -0500

“This is from Mathilda.”

JC Penney - Where only $9.99 will enstill your daughter with a...

Wed, 31 Aug 2011 00:08:45 -0400

JC Penney - Where only $9.99 will enstill your daughter with a massive sense of entitlement and ensure she is dependent on your support for as long as possible. Original Link

Photo

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 12:21:31 -0400

That time I analyzed my female Facebook friends by appearance

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 22:15:00 -0400

I took all the female friends on my facebook list, removed the 5 family members and 4 fake profiles and was left with 193 different ladies. I then, objectively as possible (based on physical appearance alone…no points for being nice), rated each girl on a scale from 1-10. PS, this is not graded on a curve and there are no 10s cause that shit is just unreasonable.

Results:

Here’s a cute little bar graph showing the distribution:

The average turned out to be 5.6 with a standard deviation of 1.8. I was expecting to see the average come out around 5 and was surprised to see it this high.

Going further

I decided to go a step further and place each lady into one of four groups. Based on what I knew of that female (which in some cases was limited to minimal Facebook interaction) I determined the maximum level of relationship I would ever be willing attempt with that female (disregarding all current roadblocks including marital status or sexual orientation of said female). The 4 groupings are self explanatory:

Acquaintance - For someone I prefer as a Facebook Friend at the most. These ladies are the one I avoid in person interaction with.
Friend - Platonic friend, you know what that means so don’t play dumb.
Datable - I only use this term because I felt cheesy putting “hittable” on an excel chart but I really mean hittable.
Girlfriend Material - This is the highest rating and needs no further explanation. This is also known as “super hittable.”

The chart:

Here are the raw numbers:

By Race

I broke it down even further by race. I used Asian, Black, White and Hispanic as my groups…yes I know that there are a whole lot of generalizations there but I don’t really have the time to sit there and get more granular than that. You’ll just have to live with it. Here are the ratings and then by race:

And classifications:

Takeaways:

I am slightly more attracted to the Asian and Hispanic girls on my list than I am to black and white girls on my list.
When it comes to girlfriends, the late Crief’s rule of 7 or better holds true for me.
If I think you are ugly, I probably wouldn’t mind not being your friend.
The proportion of gf material level girls across all races was fairly close, with a slight edge to Asians and Hispanics.
I prefer being friends with Black and Hispanic girls on my list over the White and Asian girls. *Note: the Asian portion of my friend list has a large percentage that actually live in Asia which limits my ability to interact with them and had a strong influence on their classification.

*All of these images were hosted at Imgur. It is the baddest ass image host that you should be using.

lonestarmartian: We apologise for this interuption in your...

Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:33:01 -0400

lonestarmartian:

We apologise for this interuption in your normal programming… by bigcrustyape on Flickr.

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Thu, 07 Jul 2011 13:32:37 -0400

The Milky Way

Mon, 20 Jun 2011 23:32:44 -0400

The Milky Way

Would you kindly not try to craigslist scam me?

Thu, 28 Apr 2011 18:46:53 -0400

From: TONY KENT Subject: Verizon Blackberry Bold 9650 World Phone Smart Phone - $350

— Top of the day to you, i will like to know if the item is still for sale? kindly get back to me as soon as possible….

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:31 PM, <***@gmail.com> wrote:

I am 100% sure you are a scammer. Would you like to know how I can be so sure?

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:52 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

how

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:02 PM, m rho <***@gmail.com> wrote:

1. My ad was posted in Los Angeles and no one in L.A. says “top of the day”. Thats like some shit from an old British movie. In reality, people just ask about the item, they do not bother with a greeting at all. 2. You asked if the “item” was still for sale. No one legit would refer to it as an item. That is a very generic word that only someone who is mass emailing lists without actually looking at them would use. Also, people that actually want the phone don’t ask this question. They usually ask if I would accept a lower price, ask what time I can meet with them or some other specific question about the phone. 3. Also, you used the phrase “kindly get back to me”. The only people i have ever heard use the word kindly are people that try to scam me out of money on craigslist and Frank Fontaine from the Xbox game Bioshock. No one here talks like that.

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:10 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

well, i believe you are a local seller that is why you are say this. May God help you

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:12 PM, m rho <*****@gmail.com> wrote:

I can give you some more tips on how to be more convincing which will increase the rate at which you trick people but you will need to pay me via paypal first (a real paypal payment)

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:14 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

send your pay pal address for me

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:24 PM, m rho <**@gmail.com> wrote:

******@gmail.com Is $500 USD ok? I will write a 2000 word manual

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:52 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

you phone is $350 including shipping i will pay $450 and you are to ship to this address

Name: Quadri Omotola Address: No 110 nud road, oke -iyeke, Abeokuta, Ogun State, Nigeria, 121101 So make sure you get the item mail out as soon as possible via Usps international priority mail parcel, 6-10 day, Thanks Regards

This one's new to me: Chappelle bit on Mickey Mouse

Thu, 14 Apr 2011 12:40:37 -0400

teenagequiet: The RZA, the GZA and ODB on New York Public...

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 01:38:57 -0400

teenagequiet:

The RZA, the GZA and ODB on New York Public Access TV, 1991.

I don’t know why employees at retail stores bother to have name tags. Has anyone ever looked...

Sun, 03 Apr 2011 13:00:43 -0400

I don’t know why employees at retail stores bother to have name tags. Has anyone ever looked at it and then addressed them by their first name? I don’t want to know your name, i barely want to talk to you. I just want to tell you what I need and then move the fuck on with my life.

Whoa. Found via Reddit

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:44:01 -0400

Whoa. Found via Reddit

contagium: (by wacky doodler)

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:39:20 -0400

contagium:

(by wacky doodler)

fuckyeahapocalyptic: A Glimps of Hell (by skarpi)

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 19:38:11 -0400

fuckyeahapocalyptic:

A Glimps of Hell (by skarpi)

I love it when a scam artist is creative.

Tue, 01 Mar 2011 06:58:35 -0500

I was selling a phone on Craigslist a few months ago and was contact by an obvious scammer. I decided to waste some of his time as best I could.

On Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 8:50 PM, Mike Donovan wrote:

Hello, Am interested in buying your phone.Get back to me with the firm price for the phone if still available. Thanks http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/mob/1902859844.html

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan Cc: sale-gs53y-1902859844

Yes, I still have the phone. $125 is what I am running with right now.

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 12:19 AM, wrote:

Hello, Thanks for getting back to me.Am buying the phone for my lovely wife that works in the United States research office in West Africa.I traveled out of the States to london for an official meeting and i would need you to help me send this item directly to my wife in West Africa for her birthday. I will pay you the sum of $235 for the phone and shipping of the phone to my wife in Africa.Send me a paypal request for payment of the item if my offer is alright for you. Thanks for your understanding.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

Why would you pay me $110 more than I am asking?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 10:59 AM, wrote:

The 110 bucks will cover up for the shipping cost to my wife in Africa. Let me know if you are still interested. Thanks

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

I am interested but I do not use paypal because of their political stance on certain issues. Can you send me a money order or maybe cash through western union?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 11:11 AM, wrote:

i have sent western to sellers here for about 20 times before and it was all fraud because they got my money and never shipped what i paid for.Paypal is more secured and safer but we can do money order and i will like you to send me your full names and address to send money order. It will be a secured money order. Thanks

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

What is a secured money order?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 11:37 AM, wrote:

Money thtat will prevent the buyer and seller not cheating eachother.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

How does it work? It sounds like escrow. If you want to use an escrow service (escrow.com) thats cool too. Let me know if that sounds better.

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 1:15 PM, wrote:

No i have been burned before using escrow and western union.i can send you www.xoom.com money order and thats all.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

I haven’t had any experience with xoom. How about we just wait till you get back from London and you can meet up with me and give me cash for the phone? That way you can test it out to see if you like it first.

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 1:30 PM, wrote:

The problem i have now is my wife.She cant wait for that long to get the phone.i dont know why you dont wanna deal with paypal if you are scared of doing any other payment.Paypal is the most secured.it is transparent and very open.Paypal is widely used here in the states so theres nothing to be afraid of if you cant do xoom money order.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

Wait a minute, are you the mike donovan that went to polk high school near chicago?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 2:09 PM, wrote:

Oh my God who are you and did you attend Southeast Polk high school.Yes i attended Southeast Polk high school.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

Thats amazing, what a coincidence. I played tight end on the football team with you. I remember when you scored 4 touchdowns in that game. That was amazing. What ever happened between you and that redhead chick?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 2:25 PM, wrote:

She got married when i left for the Switzerland with my father.By the time i came back to the states she was married.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

Oh, she married that douchebag Rod Laver? Wasn’t she pregnant at the time we graduated?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 2:35 PM, wrote:

A lot happened about the pregnancy but that’s what we would discuss sometime in future.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

Good to hear. Did you hear that Coach Runkel died of Bizmarkie Cancer?

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 2:53 PM, wrote:

i will be meeting Arthur Douglas to brief me more on our school days when i comes back.Did the name ring a bell to your ear? Am going in for a late night meeting with my colleagues and will continue later.

From: Mike Rhoads <@.com> To: mikeedonovan

No, I don’t remember an Arthur, did he play football too?

…and then he finally went silent

My list of movies that should be made or remade as 3D movies

Thu, 10 Feb 2011 10:37:28 -0500

Serpico

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 17:45:05 -0500

Serpico

New York on a foggy night

Sat, 22 Jan 2011 12:52:00 -0500

Mike Rhoads

On of the greatest photographs are ever taken.

Video

“This is from Mathilda.”

JC Penney - Where only $9.99 will enstill your daughter with a...

Photo

That time I analyzed my female Facebook friends by appearance

Results:

Here’s a cute little bar graph showing the distribution:

Going further

The chart:

By Race

Takeaways:

lonestarmartian: We apologise for this interuption in your...

Photo

The Milky Way

Would you kindly not try to craigslist scam me?

From: TONY KENT Subject: Verizon Blackberry Bold 9650 World Phone Smart Phone - $350

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:31 PM, <*******@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:52 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:02 PM, m rho <*******@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:10 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:12 PM, m rho <*********@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:14 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:24 PM, m rho <******@gmail.com> wrote:

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 3:52 PM, TONY KENT wrote:

This one's new to me: Chappelle bit on Mickey Mouse

teenagequiet: The RZA, the GZA and ODB on New York Public...

I don’t know why employees at retail stores bother to have name tags. Has anyone ever looked...

Whoa. Found via Reddit

contagium: (by wacky doodler)

fuckyeahapocalyptic: A Glimps of Hell (by skarpi)

I love it when a scam artist is creative.

On Mon, Aug 16, 2010 at 8:50 PM, Mike Donovan wrote:

From: Mike Rhoads <*****@*****.com> To: mikeedonovan Cc: sale-gs53y-1902859844

On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 12:19 AM, wrote:

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On Tue, Aug 17, 2010 at 2:53 PM, wrote:

From: Mike Rhoads <*****@*****.com> To: mikeedonovan

My list of movies that should be made or remade as 3D movies

Serpico

New York on a foggy night

On Thu, Apr 28, 2011 at 2:31 PM, <***@gmail.com> wrote:

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