I’m making a list of all the awesome shit I want to do before I die again. I will update this as I think of new things.

1. Learn to C walk.

2. Go through an entire calendar day without saying a word that is not “fuck”.

3. Barnstorming.

4. That shit where you hide a razor blade inside your mouth.

5. Steal candy from a baby.

6. Kill a unicorn.

7. Attend one of those dope ass birthday parties that Saudi princes throw for themselves.

8. Polygamy.